Worms

I overheard Leah's conversation with a worm she was  playing with on the patio:

"Oh little guy, you want to go back in the soil?"

"I'll let you, on one condition...YOU ARE MINE!"

"See how you're so slow?  I'll CATCH UP TO YOU!"

Then she made a habitat for him in a tupperware and poked holes in the top of some cling wrap for a lid, with plenty of wet dirt, and the worm and his friend are hanging out in the kitchen.

Born in the 1900's

The other day Leah and I were up sewing a pillow for fun and I was letting her do the sewing machine with me, and she said, "Mom, I can't believe you were born in the 1980's! that's so long ago.  I wish I was born then because now I would be a grown up."
I told her it was better that she was born in the 2000's so that way she would be able to see a bunch more cool stuff in the future when she grows up and I won't.  Then she said, "Yeah, I'll be like:  This is a totally awesome camera-- too bad Mom's dead."

BWaAAAAA HAHAA!